Comedy, Headlines, Uncategorized

Ripped from the Headlines

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New York Post – Because the masthead wasn’t big enough
“You know it might be crazy enough to work, he pondered as he placed his ad on Craigslist; I could finally unlock one of the key mysteries of life, pure bliss.  After years of exhaustive research, a press conference was scheduled with all the world’s media in attendance.   His little spark of an idea led to this.  Stepping up to the mic, he looked out at the huge crowd and knew he was about to change the world. “A lot.  Thank you.””

 

Comedy, Headlines, Internet, Short Story, Uncategorized

Ripped from the Headlines

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New York Post

Seeing an ad in the back of the World News Review, she thought, why not.  The promise of earthquake inducing sexual pleasure and a simple outpatient procedure were enough to convince her to take the plunge.   Without letting him on her little secret, she decided to surprise him that night.  Two seconds later, disaster.  It was then she realized that she should have sprung for the extra few dollars to upgrade from the pressed wood option.

PS  Please note, this is in the living section.