Comedy, Headlines, Uncategorized

Ripped from the Headlines

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New York Post – Because the masthead wasn’t big enough
“You know it might be crazy enough to work, he pondered as he placed his ad on Craigslist; I could finally unlock one of the key mysteries of life, pure bliss.  After years of exhaustive research, a press conference was scheduled with all the world’s media in attendance.   His little spark of an idea led to this.  Stepping up to the mic, he looked out at the huge crowd and knew he was about to change the world. “A lot.  Thank you.””

 

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